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Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts […]

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Touché, Pandora. Daddy horny, Michael. Everybody dance… NOW. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.
Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Happy Franklin Friday.